Leslie Nielsen Quotes: Funniest Jokes From Comedian's Characters In 'Airplane' And 'Naked Gun'
Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?I wish all this politics and pressure and "advice" were just in a movie. Unfortunately, we're being ruled by -- I guess it isn't safe to say what I really think.
Frank: No, the worst.