President Hillary?

This has been going around the internet:

>January 1 2009
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>HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
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>Hillary Clinton
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>Was sworn in today as President
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>She has disposed of Bill and is spending her
>first night alone in the White House.
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>She has waited several years for this.
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>FIRST NIGHT
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>Suddenly,
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>The ghost of George Washington appears to her,
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>and Hillary says,
>"How can I best serve my country?"
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>Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
>"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
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>SECOND NIGHT
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> The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson
appears...
>Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
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>Jefferson says,
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>"Listen to the people."
>"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that," said
Hillary.
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>THIRD NIGHT
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>On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln
appears...
>Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
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>Lincoln says,
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>"Go to the theater."